Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 79 - May 3, 2013 ~
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I'm 65...an old Geezer...all crippled up...both legs are worthless from polio, a plane crash, and numerous horse accidents. My right shoulder had to have a major portion of the bone "amputated" because of staph infection from a boat accident. My face had to be restructured as a result of being "smashed" in the plane crash in 1972. I've had 17 major surgeries, with #18 looming on the horizon this fall...I hurt in more places than I knew I had, and, a hot bath and my recliner have become my best friends...however...I "ain't" dead yet AND I'm not going to "go away" quietly!...nor should you! Society isn't going to hang a hemlock plant around my neck and tell me to "fall in the hole" so they can forget about me!...No, Sir...I'm going to antagonize their "anti-senior" lifestyles and really tee em' off as long as I can! From Obamacare to "cutting my entitlements"...I hate that word,...I urge all Seniors to go down swinging a cane or crutch or better yet run the damn bureaucrats over with a wheelchair...make it tough on 'em! A lady in Montana recently sent a letter to Wyoming Senator Alan Simpson and let him have it with "both barrels" regarding his statement that ..."Social Security should be compared to a milk cow with 360 million teats"!! This from a politician that has been OUR employee for almost 50 years!! Folks, this ole' cowboy has had it, I'm fighting mad at our lack of leadership and laughing stock government. I've been paying into Social Security for 50 years and had it been left alone at interest in MY account without the pilfering and stealing from coyote government thieves, I along with most "Golden Oldies" would be doing all right!! Now, because of being robbed by the "Bonnie and Clydes" in Congress, your money and mine is being channeled, funneled or just taken to cover other government foolishness. Yup...I'm one teed off Senior and I don't respect anyone that doesn't earn my respect. Therefore to any 3 piece suit, winged tip shoe bureaucrat that reads this...damn you! Start working for the people that pay your check and provide way too many perks for you in and after your term. Start serving your people, caring for your people and humble yourself to be one of the people! You want to take some of my money to study the sex life of prairie dogs or how much whale manure is on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico – DO IT ON YOUR DIME! You do not have the worries we have regarding medicare, Obamacare, Medicaid because you have been afforded "special" privileges! Worry about US for awhile you "Stonefaced Leeches" - You, every one of you have broken the value system of America and its future! Telling you to be ashamed is too easy – telling you to be damned feels much better! Seniors are hurting not only from the aches and pains of carrying this Country and freeloaders like you on our backs, but, from the severe cutbacks and sorrow you're causing to future generations! I'm soooo proud to be an American, I love this Country BUT I will no longer allow YOU to screw it up...Get out of my way!

So sick, so perverted...so insane. Jason Collins, a less than so-so NBA player..."comes out" of the Gay Closet and the media crowns him their next advertising king! How sick is this! He's not a good player, he's a free agent without a team, he's not a "great community servant"...he's really a nobody BUT because he's "gay", his sex life is deemed wonderful and courageous and they want to give him the "keys to the City"!!?? What? Some big dumb jock's deviant sex life elevates him to hero status?? Really...ask yourself if we as a society, are not going to hell? I believe we are. Know why?...'cause 93% of America that is "straight" say nothing, do nothing and accept this filth. Don't give me the garbage of "oh, we live in different times"...the Bible has not changed one word – Read it, really READ IT and you'll have a light go on that says "Oh, maybe we're wrong, dead wrong for letting our society accept Satan's lifestyle" ...Dead Wrong!

Goober and I were sitting outside the other evening and noticed a bird land on the left front tire of my truck and then disappeared. MMMM???? Being the curious person I am, I sauntered over to the truck, opened the hood and found a NEST – the size of a catcher's mitt on top of my big diesel engine with 3 eggs in it!!! Now how...how did Momma Bird do that in a vehicle that gets driven at least a 100 miles per day? Give the Momma a lot of credit 'cause her and the eggs probably thought they were riding in a car at the Daytona 500! When we removed the nest, we "thought" we heard chirps from the eggs that resembled "get us the heck out of here!!"

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