When I looked and studied the list of cabinet members in Obama's administration....I
had a revelation! Suddenly I was filled with a hope and inspiration that
WE American's CAN make this pathetic situation
better! Therefore as of today, I'm going to start lobbying for changes in secretarial
appointments and demand that cowboys and cowgirls take over the important positions.
Finally!...a White House Cabinet filled with people that have hard core common
sense and understand the real meaning of B.S.!
First for Secretary of State, I'd appoint a crusty rodeo stock contractor like Cotton
Rosser or Harry Vold or Mike Cervi – they would have no problem telling you where
to go or how to get there! And if you don't go along and get along,
they'll gate cut you in 5 seconds...Adios!
For Secretary of the Treasury, I'd appoint any wife of a full time rodeo
cowboy. They know how to squeeze entry fees out of an overdrawn checkbook and how
to put 3 square meals on the table for the cost of a jar of mayonnaise. Our Country
could go much farther on 90% less money – the U.S. would flourish!
For Secretary of Defense and Secretary of Homeland Security – this is a no
brainer! I'd appoint 2 of the biggest, meanest, orneriest, not likeable, kick your
butt in a heartbeat bulldoggers. (there is a plentiful supply). With these two
big, brawny handlers of beef...WHO?...WHO is going to start
any trouble? And with their "society of like-minded gargantuism??" - they will
be in complete control! WE SLEEP SAFE!
For Secretary of Labor, I'd appoint ANY of the rodeo secretaries
in the U.S.! They work tirelessly, know how to organize, know how to budget money
AND collect it! They work from sunrise to sundown without the big bucks, but they
are the glue holding everything together!
For Secretary of Education, I actually need to have two people – a header and a
heeler...Yup Team Ropers! No one can associate better with the whining and crying
of education saying "We didn't get our fair share" as TEAM ROPERS CAN!
This could be a marriage made in Heaven! WAA
WAA WAA! You didn't give me this or I want this. WAA WAA WAA!
For Secretary of Agriculture, I'd appoint the tractor driver at the Golden Spike
Rodeo in Tremonton, Utah. NO MAN in the world could work
a field quicker than he can and he could literally "scare a crop into growin"
OR "get out of the dirt"! He can handle a tractor better than
Dale Earnhardt, Jr. can drive a race car and he enjoys his work!
For Secretary of Energy, you'd have to hire an announcer. Most of us are so filled
up with hot air and gas that if put together, we could blow the tubes off a nuclear
reactor! If our gas could be harnessed every camel jockey in the Mideast would
have to find work at a 7-11.....I know, I know I'm being ridiculous, but....really....
look who holds these positions NOW and what they have
or haven't done...my choices are better!
Let's have a "bass-ackwards" day – just one special day to really mess with peoples'
minds. Like driving thru a fast food lane and giving them a sandwich or
at church when you get the collection plated passed to you – say "Thanks" and get
up and leave! Or start at the dessert end of a buffet line and really stack things
up or give an overdraft notice to your bank...Do something to change the boredom
and sameness!
Hey all – let me know if you like what we're doing – Email or call 208-312-2976...if
you don't...don't!
Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!
God Bless and Fly the Flag!!
Zeb at the Ranch
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