Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
Zeb at the Ranch – Cowpies and Coffee Cups
~ Volume 22 - March 23, 2012 ~
With a stroke of a quill, the Declaration of Independence was signed, with the guiding hand of a great president the Gettysburg address was written, with a firmness and toughness Reagan wrote his speech "Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall"...and in the last few days 'President' Obama signed into law a bill that may take all Americans to oblivion! Friday, March 16th, 2012, 'Chairman' Obama issued another very worrisome Executive Order into law...The National Defense Resources Preparedness. I'm very worried about this. What 'could' happen with this decree is devastating, what will happen while Obama is in office is very speculative. Trust Obama? Absolutely not. With this 'power', this very treacherous man and his villainous administration could have us all under lock and key. From private transportation to your food, with this executive order, they, the Government can take anything from anyone at any time!!...pray for America....pray!

'Con Job'...a 'con job'...that's what Oklahoma Congressman John Sullivan called Obama and his idiocy on oil production! Obama is a liar, Obama is a green ideologue, Obama doesn't care a whit about you, your bills and obligations or your future, Obama is a selfish socialist bent on destroying the true meaning of America! All this phony charlatan can spew is recycled alfalfa about what he's done to help oil production. And...again...he's lying through "his pearly whites" he's done nothing!

Look out 'Free Speech'...look out conservative talk shows, look out daily conversation with your co-workers and friends – someone is listening and...they may be offended and get you! Today, more than ever before, people are supposedly offended or 'damaged' by 'speech'. Remember the polish jokes, one of the guys I went to college with was Polish and HE provided the best and the most in polish humor! Blonde jokes, black jokes, physically challenged jokes, I tell those...any kind of 'jokes'. NOW---someone's tee'd off! Know what? I don't care! I'm looking for a resurgence of being able to laugh again...at ourselves or whatever! If I tell you a silly polish joke like what's the National bird of Poland??...A fly! Or I tell you a blonde joke like did you hear about the 3 blondes that were frozen at an outdoor movie theater...yup they went to see "Closed for the Season"! Black jokes, religious jokes, whatever – lighten up America! I remember a speech I gave about 8 years ago where I used a story that was jokingly self deprecating humor and I caught 'Holy Misery' for it! If I can laugh at myself and my situation why can't you join me? PC has gone nuts!

Aaaah, yes! Bring it on! Baseball season is upon us!...Once again I get a 'fresh start' cheering for my favorite losers – the Chicago Cubs – they'll start off strong, weaken a bit and slide to the middle of the pack, but then they consistently take the pressure away from winning and possibly going to the playoffs, by losing and losing till they're at home in the bottom of their division! But, I'm still a fan!

Go Cubbies....somewhere!

Your prayers for a Real American WWI I Veteran Hero 'Mr. Russel Smith'! He's taken a tumble and is on the mend but we owe him and all others like him a God's Blessing and 'Thank You'.

Adios Buckaroos and Buckarettes!

God Bless and Fly the Flag!!

Zeb at the Ranch

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